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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1122
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About japtch : Hey, I'm Simon. I guess I've been on FML for awhile now, so it's about time I do an "About Me."

I'm going to college to build computers. Technology is my life. Gaming, social networking, youtubing, and a little hacking are a few things I enjoy.

ALSO, I hate it when you can't spell. So..
your*
you're*
their*
there*
they're*
definitely*

If you wanna know something else, message me? I don't get on the website that often, but when I do, I'll reply.

Kbye.

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japtch's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

#19804025
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18272) - you deserved it (1589)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:57pm - misc - by annonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

#19766559
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (4466)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19068) - you deserved it (39583)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

#19631017
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25018) - you deserved it (3491)

On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and go seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

#19608555
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17702) - you deserved it (5335)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22994) - you deserved it (6023)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

#19366084
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20960) - you deserved it (1551)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by deadgrass (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML

#19365320
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16719) - you deserved it (2817)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML

#19333832
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17892) - you deserved it (3495)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I thought I was going to my doctor for a yearly check-up. My father had actually tricked me into therapy. FML

#19323093
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18995) - you deserved it (3271)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm - health - by nazooer - United States

Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML

#19274332
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17474) - you deserved it (5727)

On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23259) - you deserved it (2598)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

#19126336
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24900) - you deserved it (2234)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:15pm - misc - by Carpet cleaner (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

#19112130
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25462) - you deserved it (4376)

On 02/19/2012 at 12:40am - love - by Skullie - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

#19109811
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26744) - you deserved it (17740)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)



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