![[fr]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_fr_hover.gif)
![[it]](http://cdn2.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_it_hover.gif)
![[es2]](http://cdn5.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_es2_hover.gif)
![[tr]](http://cdn2.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_tr_hover.gif)
![[de]](http://cdn5.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_de_hover.gif)
![[ru]](http://cdn2.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_ru_hover.gif)
![[se]](http://cdn5.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_se_hover.gif)
About jandee : Sukk It =D.!
I Might Bee The Whitest Mexican You Will Ever Meet xD.!
FYL Bkuz It's More Fukkd
Than Minee..
Savee The Dying Pandas
Take A Moment And Look At The Brightside xD.!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you deserved it (2075)
On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17083) - you deserved it (22577)
On 05/28/2011 at 2:45am - love - by epicfail (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (11606) - you deserved it (6965)
On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36334) - you deserved it (4179)
On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (4714)
On 04/24/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14968) - you deserved it (26680)
On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21624) - you deserved it (1858)
On 04/21/2011 at 1:27am - work - by Forgetable (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29859) - you deserved it (2504)
On 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36288) - you deserved it (7732)
On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States
Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (2358)
On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10114) - you deserved it (15460)
On 04/20/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by JenniWearsPrada -
Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML
I agree, your life sucks (14986) - you deserved it (20641)
On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40854) - you deserved it (6111)
On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML
I agree, your life sucks (20275) - you deserved it (15445)
On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30326) - you deserved it (15743)
On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
