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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 January 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit and she screamed "Don't touch me there!". Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

#3782569
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45255) - you deserved it (6530)

On 07/15/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by shway (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML

#135625
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63723) - you deserved it (8175)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by notmyday (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (235064) - you deserved it (81926)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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