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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 703
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jameshouses : Im a normal person, who likes comics, hip hop, conversating with people w/ real thoughts and walking my Dog. oh and going on this site for some good laughs. :-)

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Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17337) - you deserved it (78732)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33095) - you deserved it (3463)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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