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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15409
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About jam26 : FML isn't what it used to be. :(

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jam26's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45754) - you deserved it (9256)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66332) - you deserved it (27526)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

#1512569
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50996) - you deserved it (12557)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65501) - you deserved it (6837)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

#1076233
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47930) - you deserved it (15793)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54926) - you deserved it (102089)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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