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Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30127) - you deserved it (2691)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28695) - you deserved it (8173)

On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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