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jakejohn0693
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 17
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36700) - you deserved it (21915)

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