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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 170
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40497) - you deserved it (24645)

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