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jaj99
  • Town/Country : Fargo, ND
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 September 1979 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 308
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I was watching 'Caillou'. It was a Christmas special for pre-schoolers. I was quite enjoying myself, when it hit me that my kid had been in bed for an hour. I forget what adult TV is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15714) - you deserved it (4511)

On 12/27/2009 at 8:36pm - kids - by Jen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said that I thought being glassed wouldnt actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6025) - you deserved it (21752)

On 12/20/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by itstillhurts (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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