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Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after having had it in for three years. I was one of the unlucky people whose body sticks to it. It took half an hour to cut and pull a tiny little stick out of my arm. FML


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On 07/18/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Darlington)

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML


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On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML


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On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML


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On 03/08/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by dream_girl_3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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