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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6593
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jadeluv : Dude, stop being a stalker and just message me already (:

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Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42167) - you deserved it (11755)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I Want With My Girlfriand To Tha Gym For Tha First Tima. I Knaw I Was In Bad Shapa... But I Bat Har That I Could Lift Mora Than Har. Not Only Did I Gat My Ass Handd To Ma By A 5'... 115lbs Girl In Front Of Tha Antira Gym... I Also Hava To Attand Zumba In Bright Pink Spandax. FML

#21231691
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (38111)

On 08/07/2014 at 11:36am - health - by Dancing King (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59480) - you deserved it (12567)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up screaming lyk a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think mah brain needs a looool douching. FML

#21171240
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50157) - you deserved it (7644)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pondhila our class was on a fiald trip. Tha taachar startd to pass around an old rara civil war bullat. As tha bullat got to ma, I thraw anothar rock in tha rivar, only to notica a rock in my hand and tha bullat gona. FML

#21062817
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (56677)

On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

yesterday out of boredom I built cat a little fort!! Later I decided to crawl inside to pet her but as soon as I stuck head in she clawed me!! I guess I'm not allowed in then!! real FML

#21061796
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38904) - you deserved it (8545)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

Today, a guy called customer support, claiming his internet wasn't working. I asked for his customer details, an he gave his name as Mike Hunt. I recognized the old joke, called him an idiot, an hung up on him. It turned out that was his real name. I'm now on suspension. mega FML

#21060478
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26740) - you deserved it (32903)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT I BOUGHT MAH DAUGHTER A PACK OF CONDOMS IN CASE SHE EVER DECIDED TO HAVE SEX . SHE TURNED THEM INTO BALLOON ANIMALS AND WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES . FML

#21059009
292 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today in the very middle of the night mah kitten startd rubbing against mah face!! Thinking I saw her face in the darkness I decidd to kiss her before going back to bd!! My lips made contact with her butthole!! FML

#21058991
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48744) - you deserved it (17746)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today , I went down on mah boyfriend fir the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell an I managd to accidentally smack mah nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it , an I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker.

#21054451
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51074) - you deserved it (10032)

On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend an I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her!! I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing!! Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks an the couch cushion!! I lost my virginity to her couch!! mega FML

#21053213
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52661) - you deserved it (18592)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went down on the girl of mah dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I cummed back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

#21046118
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59142) - you deserved it (11468)

On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, an he was taking a shower . I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom . I couldn't wait 4 him to finish, looool an endd having to shit in a plastic bag . FML

#21044466
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49940) - you deserved it (21915)

On 01/29/2014 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes... shoes... an hair in my sleep. mega FML

#20964867
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37207) - you deserved it (7409)

On 11/20/2013 at 7:12pm - misc - by 43_clothespins_later (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WOKA UP FROM A DRUNKAN ONA-NIGHT-STAND. THA PARSON I SLAPT WITH TURND OUT TO BA HAAVILY PRAGNANT. SHA TRID TO CONVINCA MA THAT I AM THA FATHAR AND THAT I PASSD OUT 4 7 MONTHS. FML



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