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jackknifefire
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jackknifefire : I enjoy watching people on various forms of public transit and listening to their conversations.

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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
928 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66997) - you deserved it (403332)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
928 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66997) - you deserved it (403332)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

#123831
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46233) - you deserved it (5172)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
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I agree, your life sucks (736302) - you deserved it (73979)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34498) - you deserved it (27576)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)



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