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jabfinch
  • Town/Country : U.S.
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 October 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 44
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Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22650) - you deserved it (4098)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

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On 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by guy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

#19079229
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19789) - you deserved it (1481)

On 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm - kids - by MC Turtledick - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
170 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

#4696975
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51085) - you deserved it (2550)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74773) - you deserved it (30753)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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