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  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 October 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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