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j_js182
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 June 1990 (22 years)
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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

#20618481
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51795) - you deserved it (10775)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53014) - you deserved it (9759)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my sister that boys are stronger than girls. She responded by beating the living crap out of me to prove me wrong. She's twelve. I'm eighteen. FML

#20496678
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8778) - you deserved it (41048)

On 02/07/2013 at 1:57am - misc - by manhandled by a little girl (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking on a nearly empty street, my friend dared me to slap a tall muscular chick on the butt and run away. I went and did it, but before I even had a chance to turn and run, she grabbed me, bent me over her knee and spanked me until I cried. My friend filmed it. FML

#20130842
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5121) - you deserved it (33450)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

#20124147
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8801) - you deserved it (21523)

On 10/19/2012 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)



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