Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

j_js182

Offline (yesterday at 4:14am) | Search for a member

j_js182

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 475
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

j_js182's page activity

Visits<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 9:10am<b>lipun</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 10:14am<b>brandoneyez1</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 8:26pm<b>willt9797</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 10:32am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:52pm<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 9:21pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:48pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 7:51am<b>TheSithAssassin</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 1:04pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 7:30am<b>jellybeens</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 3:08am<b>LoonatM</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 7:32pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 12:01am<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 11:21pm<b>JuggaloSimms1441</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 10:36am<b>devildog562</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 6:33pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 11:49am<b>Echoa21</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 10:57am

j_js182's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

See all of j_js182's badges

j_js182's favorite FMLs

Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42365) - you deserved it (2992)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

#21311373
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30257) - you deserved it (12837)

On 12/04/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by Red (man) -

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

#21293465
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33556) - you deserved it (6467)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

#21200680
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54671) - you deserved it (8248)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65454) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

#20618481
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56971) - you deserved it (12763)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65982) - you deserved it (12673)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

#20124147
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12934) - you deserved it (28102)

On 10/19/2012 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: