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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 326
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ivorydoe : I giggle at others misfortune.

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I went to see ma new dentist. He was really cute , so after te ceckup I startd flirting. He stoppd me rigt after I askd im out , saying , "Being a dentist as its advantages , I can see te girl's mout before I stick ma tongue in it. And in yur case , it's a big no." FML

#20470654
106 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbd his butt to control his thrust and got a clump of usd toilet paper. FML

#20465889
150 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, wile I was aving sex, e stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, ( Permission to climax, ma'am? ) fat FML

#20458937
169 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Ended Sex By Yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" And Using His Foot To Push Me Off The Bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today... looool I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to putted on fake antlers and ( do it lyk deer ). FML

#20415339
112 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today , I was forcd to listan to a cliant rant about har lacklustar saxual ancountars with har husband. I was also givan a rathar dataild dascription of his manhood. Apparantly , it's small. FML

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the movie with my boyfriend,hen I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

#19436795
104 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 2:18pm - love - by missclitter - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money 4 a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms r a myth an refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
202 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)

looool today I was trying to be sexy and rub mah boyfriend's un-aroused packagehile we were watching a movie. I couldn't fine it. FML

#17838831
218 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today , my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets fir entry". FML

#14190460
210 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got married. When mah father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to mah groom, he said, "She's yur problem now." FML

#14091137
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31779) - you deserved it (8013)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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