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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 January 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me 4 about two stations she leans over to me an whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make u end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

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