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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 January 1991 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5928
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

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