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About itsameally : Hi,
I love to longboard
I love playing video games with the guys
I surf and paddle board
I also play softball and basketball and am starting track:)
Message me if u want to not be bored lol :D
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML
Friday 2 October 2015