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itsameally
  • Town/Country : st.augustine!!!!, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 76
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About itsameally : Hi,
I'm ally
I love to longboard
I love playing video games with the guys
I surf and paddle board
I also play softball and basketball and am starting track:)
Message me if u want to not be bored lol :D

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Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML

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On 09/17/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by GN (man) - United States (New York)



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