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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 May 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2497
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About its_love2 : I am who I am, I will be who I am no matter what :)
loving life :)

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its_love2's favorite FMLs

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49740) - you deserved it (7575)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12438) - you deserved it (66932)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15165) - you deserved it (73367)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55541) - you deserved it (27803)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15516) - you deserved it (65458)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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