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its_love2

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 May 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2429
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About its_love2 : I am who I am, I will be who I am no matter what :)
loving life :)

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Fucked!<b>seeoseek</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 3:26pm<b>katertott</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 8:37am

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its_love2's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35570) - you deserved it (7083)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

#17279085
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16823) - you deserved it (31267)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

#17271800
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33385) - you deserved it (12497)

On 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by anon - Israel

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18379) - you deserved it (34531)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

#17261824
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36236) - you deserved it (8576)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14000) - you deserved it (36416)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34950) - you deserved it (5105)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36340) - you deserved it (3720)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32277) - you deserved it (92366)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23920) - you deserved it (2247)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23920) - you deserved it (2247)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23920) - you deserved it (2247)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20414) - you deserved it (53962)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9012) - you deserved it (58389)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19156) - you deserved it (64629)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)



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