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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 May 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2071
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About its_love2 : I am who I am, I will be who I am no matter what :)
loving life :)

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TODAY, I REALIZD MY TAMPON GOES DEEPER THAN MY BOYFRIEND!! REAL FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52997) - you deserved it (6328)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (3359)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

I finally told ma crus tat I lika ar. Sa said sa could navar data ma, cuz apparantly, "My bast friand likas you." Har bast friand is ma stap-sistar. FML

#17758843
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (2184)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today,hile teaching high school class about astronomy , I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand , and asked mehat the "white things" were. In other words , clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (2647)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, an "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML

#17752355
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10860) - you deserved it (25732)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

TADAY I FELL ASLEEP 4 AN HOUR IN THE BATHROOM WHILE TAKING A DUMP!! I HAD TO CONVINCE EVERYONE I WENT 4 A WALK DURING LUNCH SINCE NO ONE SAW MAH CAR LEAVE!! FML

#17736567
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11234) - you deserved it (22565)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm - work - by Brian B - United States

Today, I apologized to the cat 4 walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box . mega FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (9450)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah GPS told me that I'd reachd mah destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26210) - you deserved it (4940)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML

#17612047
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12176) - you deserved it (52759)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML

#17612047
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12176) - you deserved it (52759)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , while bitching some grl out 4 spilling coffee all over me looool , she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished , "I can understand your anger , big grls like u get grumpy when there hungry." big fat FML

#17606800
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13251) - you deserved it (44198)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma son was eating a plum. I was busy in te kitcen, an e came running in saying "Mummy ma plum is wet", I told im it was fine an bit a bit off to prove it. He lookd at me an said "No Mummy! Can u was it please, I droppd it in ma potty". I feel ill. FML

#17606704
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32303) - you deserved it (9058)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)



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