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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 429
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8045) - you deserved it (30896)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49977) - you deserved it (7893)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

#7395269
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I agree, your life sucks (28390) - you deserved it (2274)

On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29645) - you deserved it (4652)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore



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