Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

issoz

Search for a member

issoz

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 847
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About issoz : I'm a G. Nah I ain't shit, but a bored Muffukka!

issoz's page activity

Visits<b>Skylae</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 5:57pm<b>Mizzesbestie</b> - the 05/12/2013 at 11:42am<b>paramedicine</b> - the 05/01/2013 at 2:55am<b>HollyoaksFan93</b> - the 02/14/2012 at 7:08pm<b>soccerchick_1994</b> - the 01/08/2012 at 4:53pm<b>fthislyfe</b> - the 09/22/2011 at 10:10am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:16pm<b>babelini</b> - the 08/07/2011 at 10:59am<b>urcadox</b> - the 08/07/2011 at 10:44am<b>Madelinexo</b> - the 07/22/2011 at 5:50pm<b>EnlightenedTeen</b> - the 05/20/2011 at 1:06pm<b>Quinn0234</b> - the 05/17/2011 at 6:24pm<b>coco666maggot</b> - the 05/17/2011 at 12:53pm

issoz's FML badges

Seen it!

You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of issoz's badges

issoz's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34212) - you deserved it (2841)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29330) - you deserved it (11882)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32216) - you deserved it (3142)

On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mirror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML

#6285115
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40382) - you deserved it (5236)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by stubblebutt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

#4280491
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38007) - you deserved it (9183)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:15pm - love - by badbestfriend (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

#2405054
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49962) - you deserved it (8232)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

#2228533
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97540) - you deserved it (23414)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by noboyfriend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

#880464
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42788) - you deserved it (35718)

On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17399) - you deserved it (48036)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46004) - you deserved it (13859)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22052) - you deserved it (5134)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you have any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: