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Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by markymark - United States
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
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Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 6:50am - work - by anonymous -
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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