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isaiaah
  • Town/Country : BEHIND YOU, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About isaiaah : I, am Isaiah

By the time you read this, I will already be dead

Why do you feel you should know more about me?

Go on, fellow FMLer, and tell your story of how you courageously looked at my profile.

That is all.

Why are you still here?

You must have nothing better to do if you've read to here.

Now you must just know that I am only leading you on.

I have nothing more for you to hear. Good day, fellow FMLer.

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isaiaah's favorite FMLs

Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML

#20675279
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33633) - you deserved it (2450)

On 05/20/2013 at 11:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

#20197611
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7363) - you deserved it (50247)

On 12/09/2012 at 11:57am - intimacy - by SamWGovan (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

#19810073
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33886) - you deserved it (2725)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20851) - you deserved it (1980)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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