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About isaiaah : I, am Isaiah
By the time you read this, I will already be dead
Why do you feel you should know more about me?
Go on, fellow FMLer, and tell your story of how you courageously looked at my profile.
That is all.
Why are you still here?
You must have nothing better to do if you've read to here.
Now you must just know that I am only leading you on.
I have nothing more for you to hear. Good day, fellow FMLer.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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