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About isaiaah : I, am Isaiah
By the time you read this, I will already be dead
Why do you feel you should know more about me?
Go on, fellow FMLer, and tell your story of how you courageously looked at my profile.
That is all.
Why are you still here?
You must have nothing better to do if you've read to here.
Now you must just know that I am only leading you on.
I have nothing more for you to hear. Good day, fellow FMLer.
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Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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Monday 5 October 2015