About isaiaah : I, am Isaiah
By the time you read this, I will already be dead
Why do you feel you should know more about me?
Go on, fellow FMLer, and tell your story of how you courageously looked at my profile.
That is all.
Why are you still here?
You must have nothing better to do if you've read to here.
Now you must just know that I am only leading you on.
I have nothing more for you to hear. Good day, fellow FMLer.
About isaiaah : I, am Isaiah
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by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML
by JuggaloSlasher15 / 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by idontwanttoknow / 06/16/2013 at 7:37am / United States / Intimacy
by sex deprived / 06/16/2013 at 1:10am / United States / Intimacy
by fun / 06/16/2013 at 12:54am / United States / Love
by bloody / 06/15/2013 at 4:57am / United States / Love
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
by Jill / 06/15/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids
by bestiality, not even once / 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm / Ireland (Waterford) / Intimacy
by Me / 06/03/2013 at 1:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2013 at 11:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
by SamWGovan / 12/09/2012 at 11:57am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
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