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Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:59am - health - by Holly - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

#20029320
197 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML

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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

#19943631
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On 07/16/2012 at 12:21am - love - by BC94 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
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On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

#19745357
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On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML

#19739055
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On 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by higgles15 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML

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On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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