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Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (3471) - you deserved it (29646)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770 (316)

I agree, your life sucks (27689) - you deserved it (2464)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (2344)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

#8013875 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (7668) - you deserved it (32398)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

#8007252 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (2409)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

#7997693 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (22473) - you deserved it (4883)

On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

#7981374 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (21709) - you deserved it (1563)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML

#7974279 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (21283) - you deserved it (5380)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by jake (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

#7973705 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (21540) - you deserved it (1657)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by mrmr - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (23840) - you deserved it (1721)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

#7871214 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (31495) - you deserved it (9750)

On 02/04/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Maxwell - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

#7842580 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (19651) - you deserved it (3578)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was developing film at walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking off my sweatshirt. This creepy old man approaches me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML

#7837856 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (21160) - you deserved it (2754)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by hotandbothered (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

#6883873 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (21767) - you deserved it (8420)

On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I decided to sign up to a dating website. After having a long conversation with one of my matches about how much I hate my job, I decided to meet up with him. It was my boss. FML

#6866233 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (23946) - you deserved it (6762)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)