About insaneDONUTZ : Hi, I like reading FMLs everyday. My favorite bands are Bullet For My Valentine and blessthefall. I also like Lil Wayne. I enjoy playing videogames especially Zombies in Call of duty. My PSN is InSaNe-DoNuTz if you wanna play one day. I also really like working and I'm usually eating donuts every weekend. I have no friends.
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Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML
by BAMN2187 / 12/30/2012 at 10:51pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2012 at 8:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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