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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About insaneDONUTZ : Hi, I like reading FMLs everyday. My favorite bands are Bullet For My Valentine and blessthefall. I also like Lil Wayne. I enjoy playing videogames especially Zombies in Call of duty. My PSN is InSaNe-DoNuTz if you wanna play one day. I also really like working and I'm usually eating donuts every weekend. I have no friends.

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Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML

#20432925
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27940) - you deserved it (8323)

On 12/30/2012 at 10:51pm - work - by BAMN2187 - United States

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

#20432803
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39556) - you deserved it (4956)

On 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39642) - you deserved it (3535)

On 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48958) - you deserved it (10221)

On 12/24/2012 at 8:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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