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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 April 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 109
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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19347) - you deserved it (59175)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

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On 07/18/2012 at 10:41am - work - by butterball (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)



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