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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 December 1994 (20 years)
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About incognitogirl : Description? Hmm I could say anything and you'd believe me. I'm a potato.

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incognitogirl's favorite FMLs

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27886) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML


Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shirt and said, "Just checking to see if you're wearing a bra today". FML

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (10181)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my extremely hot coworker told me that I smelled good. At a complete loss for words, I replied, "Oh, I'm sure I don't." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/19/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by thisiswhyimavirgin (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card came out, I removed it, put it in my pocket and drove off. FML

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34832) - you deserved it (3324)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33865) - you deserved it (3425)

On 02/06/2015 at 2:06am - animals - by ZAnon - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss informed me I couldn't go on my "vacation" because he's leaving for one of his employees' weddings. That just so happens to be my wedding, for which I'm taking the vacation. FML

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15255) - you deserved it (25642)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28305) - you deserved it (2884)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonalds and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30058) - you deserved it (2218)

On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26106) - you deserved it (11253)

On 01/16/2015 at 10:41am - love - by Marfo101 (man) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28622) - you deserved it (2218)

On 01/15/2015 at 2:28am - health - by twoface_chick - United States (California)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34888) - you deserved it (2859)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia

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