Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

incognitogirl

Offline (the 08/22/2015 at 8:02am) | Search for a member

incognitogirl

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2166
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About incognitogirl : Description? Hmm I could say anything and you'd believe me. I'm a potato.
.
.
.

See what I did there?

incognitogirl's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 6:06pm<b>jtthegr8</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:52am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 9:18pm<b>swaglesshipster</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 4:08pm<b>DFMLharsh</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:59am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 5:17pm<b>Faposaurus</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:55pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 11:32am<b>German_97</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:54pm<b>lickastick</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 5:05pm<b>jesse480</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 10:32pm<b>thestrangedude</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 1:06pm<b>Dogfoodlid</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 7:24am<b>alison98hp</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 10:52am<b>ronak</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 1:07am<b>Zoeythedinosaur</b> - the 09/03/2013 at 7:28pm<b>Conn3ct</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 10:19am

Fucked!<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:32pm<b>DFMLharsh</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 9:00am

incognitogirl's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of incognitogirl's badges

incognitogirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

#21458825
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23773) - you deserved it (6113)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, I was putting the cat outside. He wouldn't go, so I kicked him. Then I woke up to my husband screaming. I’d been dreaming, and the "cat" I kicked was his family jewels. FML

#21458762
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21903) - you deserved it (7950)

On 08/21/2015 at 4:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about is not real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML

#21458720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20514) - you deserved it (14474)

On 08/21/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by technicallywroteabook (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

#21458446
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20199) - you deserved it (2423)

On 08/20/2015 at 12:18pm - misc - by fuck you btichass cuntshit (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18562) - you deserved it (9746)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML

#21458053
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20574) - you deserved it (1784)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:44pm - misc - by SebastianCT - United States (Florida)

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

#21457532
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22822) - you deserved it (2283)

On 08/18/2015 at 8:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML

#21455888
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21964) - you deserved it (8711)

On 08/14/2015 at 5:35am - work - by babbling idiot - Canada

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

#21455591
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22104) - you deserved it (3151)

On 08/13/2015 at 1:12pm - love - by so_this_is_me (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

#21454264
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20047) - you deserved it (8602)

On 08/10/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by monster1109 (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying: "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

#21454260
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23948) - you deserved it (1997)

On 08/10/2015 at 11:35am - love - by butchapparently (woman) -

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML

#21451102
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21730) - you deserved it (1997)

On 08/02/2015 at 11:25pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

#21424643
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28102) - you deserved it (3791)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

#21424633
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27552) - you deserved it (1944)

On 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by what - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: