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incognitogirl

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1182
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About incognitogirl : Description? Hmm I could say anything and you'd believe me. I'm a potato.
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incognitogirl's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12030) - you deserved it (21379)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

#21342258
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26047) - you deserved it (2608)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonalds and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML

#21339341
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28612) - you deserved it (1970)

On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

#21338193
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25065) - you deserved it (11122)

On 01/16/2015 at 10:41am - love - by Marfo101 (man) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML

#21337414
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28390) - you deserved it (2204)

On 01/15/2015 at 2:28am - health - by twoface_chick - United States (California)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

#21336365
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34298) - you deserved it (2844)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia

Today, I paid someone $30 to give me a hickey so I could prove I had a social life. FML

#21335329
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19449) - you deserved it (21451)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:46pm - love - by thirsty af - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

#21334934
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28578) - you deserved it (2332)

On 01/11/2015 at 3:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42805) - you deserved it (2732)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

#21333682
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26791) - you deserved it (2163)

On 01/08/2015 at 11:40pm - work - by notahero (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked the girl I sort of like as we were leaving class how her day was going so far. She said, 'Great. Don't ruin it.' FML

#21333389
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29873) - you deserved it (2613)

On 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm - love - by loser - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML

#21332081
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29818) - you deserved it (2937)

On 01/06/2015 at 3:36pm - misc - by Discouraged (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I set up a profile on a dating app, stating that I'm awkward amongst other things. Within minutes, a guy messaged me. I was thrilled, until he started threatening me because he has Aspergers, and according to him, only they are "allowed" to be awkward. I had to delete my profile. FML

#21326703
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25794) - you deserved it (2542)

On 12/29/2014 at 7:41pm - love - by happytuckerhappy (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML

#21325203
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33534) - you deserved it (3556)

On 12/27/2014 at 9:55am - love - by SupposedlyAverage (woman) - United States

Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML

#21322036
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18944) - you deserved it (22477)

On 12/22/2014 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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