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by Tired / 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
by anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 1:36am / United States (West Virginia) / Love
by 3 More Months / 09/30/2013 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Work
by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner and have to leave in shame. FML
by :( / 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 12:25pm / Serbia / Love
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML
by ElizaZee / 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by someone / 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 10:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
by meganmagee / 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by brycepetrillo / 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…