Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

incendiaaa

Search for a member

incendiaaa

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1734
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

incendiaaa's page activity

Visits<b>WubStep_</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 1:12pm<b>LaurenAshleigh97</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 4:36am<b>kfc14</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 8:52pm<b>DrSkillz</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 10:23pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 7:19pm<b>Sundevil99</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 6:21pm<b>thebestintheworl</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 8:07pm<b>mattjamt</b> - the 04/08/2014 at 11:29pm<b>Morqan_Freeman</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 3:12pm<b>trex83</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 2:44pm<b>19Shay90</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 12:26am<b>iOceanus</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 5:48pm<b>Its_Rawda</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 5:54pm<b>PAsurvivor</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 1:14pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 02/06/2014 at 8:59am<b>Dodopy</b> - the 02/02/2014 at 11:45am<b>Sjus</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 2:22am<b>Anita2013</b> - the 01/16/2014 at 3:30pm

incendiaaa's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of incendiaaa's badges

incendiaaa's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML

#20904600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38730) - you deserved it (2894)

On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

#20903481
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42848) - you deserved it (2865)

On 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

#20902940
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40545) - you deserved it (6288)

On 10/01/2013 at 1:36am - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

#20901560
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44075) - you deserved it (3327)

On 09/30/2013 at 2:02am - work - by 3 More Months (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

#20900698
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61166) - you deserved it (25693)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner and have to leave in shame. FML

#20899471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61415) - you deserved it (7213)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

#20899091
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44706) - you deserved it (3846)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Serbia

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

#20889279
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42027) - you deserved it (9729)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML

#20887080
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48065) - you deserved it (3032)

On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

#20885155
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51102) - you deserved it (6185)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by someone (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

#20885056
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36350) - you deserved it (2447)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45125) - you deserved it (8296)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54402) - you deserved it (12196)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

#20873371
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45581) - you deserved it (3936)

On 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

#20871364
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61339) - you deserved it (3573)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)



FML's blog

  • Jim Trim's Illustrated FML
  • Action stations! I'm back from my holiday, I've got some sort of weirdly uneven tan and I already want to go back to the beach to bum about and finish off my colouring book. But I can't. I'm still…

Friday 29 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: