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Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar an sings very well, has dark hair, an wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet 4 a moment before she looks at me an says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
today I tried to get my girlfriend of nine month to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, ( If u ask me again, this ishat I'll do to you. ) She then bit the hot dog in half. FML
Today... I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing... somebody banged into the door an stuck there hand through. I yelled... "What... are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parent standing behind him. FML
Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I usd to have a BIG crush on, so I decidd to go over and say hi. She scream when she sees me. Then, she start hitting me, looking panickd. I control her and ask y she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought u were dead!' FML
Today I saw four-year-old son running around outside an copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside I saw dog eating a dead rabbit an son doing the same. mega FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in tha alavator and was about to panic bafora I ramambard I had phona. I calld mothar and sha calld tha school to tall tham that I was stuck. Thay got ma out in a faw minuta and than confiscatd phona and gava ma two datantion fir using it in school. FML
Today... some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with there knife out... I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted... arrested and held fir questioning by the police. The mugger fell... stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML
Friday 27 March 2015