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my boyfriend admitted that he'd lyk to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235
152 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar an sings very well, has dark hair, an wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet 4 a moment before she looks at me an says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

#7380443
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8575) - you deserved it (38648)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)

todayhile at work at a maternity and babby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale!! After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line!! It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12368) - you deserved it (29274)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was tha first tima my boyfriand had saan ma nakad. Ha grabs my braasts and than bagins to sing ( I'va got a lovaly bunch of coconuts. ) Ha is 22. big fat FML

#7152531
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18865) - you deserved it (5294)

On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

today I tried to get my girlfriend of nine month to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, ( If u ask me again, this ishat I'll do to you. ) She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

#6989105
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9176) - you deserved it (33420)

On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing... somebody banged into the door an stuck there hand through. I yelled... "What... are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parent standing behind him. FML

#6792235
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13338) - you deserved it (47931)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I usd to have a BIG crush on, so I decidd to go over and say hi. She scream when she sees me. Then, she start hitting me, looking panickd. I control her and ask y she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought u were dead!' FML

#6753136
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36926) - you deserved it (2284)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today I saw four-year-old son running around outside an copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside I saw dog eating a dead rabbit an son doing the same. mega FML

#6741094
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39190) - you deserved it (5824)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at school, I got stuck in tha alavator and was about to panic bafora I ramambard I had phona. I calld mothar and sha calld tha school to tall tham that I was stuck. Thay got ma out in a faw minuta and than confiscatd phona and gava ma two datantion fir using it in school. FML

#6252337
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48568) - you deserved it (3025)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings an hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML

#6200798
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35354) - you deserved it (2017)

On 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm - health - by oldlady (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decidd to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walkd up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33620) - you deserved it (5422)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)

Today... some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with there knife out... I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted... arrested and held fir questioning by the police. The mugger fell... stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML

#5911952
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53745) - you deserved it (2451)

On 10/20/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by BobbyHutchinson (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today It Was Ma Motar's Birtday. My 5 Yaar Old Brotar An 85 Yaar Old Grandma Dacidd To Dacorata Ta Ousa Wit Balloons An A Blow Up "paopla" Tay Found In Ma Room.

#5464922
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12174) - you deserved it (43297)

On 09/25/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Needasafe1234 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

#5168083
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34836) - you deserved it (7623)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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