About immortal628 : I'm Jeremy. I'm a musician above all else, but I'm fairly certain there are other things I enjoy as well. I'm easy to talk to and I enjoy meeting new people. I am, however spoken for and I don't see that changing. So those are the basics. Ask if you wanna know more.
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by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 6:52am / United States / Health
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML
by wtf / 08/30/2011 at 8:16am / India (Delhi) / Miscellaneous
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by James / 08/26/2011 at 2:29pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Animals
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/23/2011 at 1:39am / United States / Money
by Say Cheese / 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by chinchilla4404 / 08/02/2011 at 10:17am / United States / Health