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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 August 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31663) - you deserved it (6179)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

#16025758
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28892) - you deserved it (7276)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

#16024989
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25908) - you deserved it (3783)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:41pm - health - by wtf1234 - United States

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML

#16022547
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28217) - you deserved it (4308)

On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15385) - you deserved it (48649)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30929) - you deserved it (6606)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

#15910570
221 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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