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Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26738) - you deserved it (1236)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

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On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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