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About imaginaryvoice : I don't do much, minus the exception of being awesome. But that sort of thing just comes naturally.
-I think I joined in 2010?
-I'm in a relationship
-So quit with the messages
-Sarcasm is my first language
-One day I'll live in Ireland
-That's about it. So I'm going to go make dinner
I agree, their lives suck
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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Friday 24 October 2014