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imaginaryvoice
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 11100
  • Number of comments : 772
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About imaginaryvoice : I don't do much, minus the exception of being awesome. But that sort of thing just comes naturally.
-I think I joined in 2010?
-I'm in a relationship
-So quit with the messages
-Please.
-Sarcasm is my first language
-One day I'll live in Ireland
-That's about it. So I'm going to go make dinner

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Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML

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On 06/29/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)



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