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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3292
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112013) - you deserved it (15209)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML

#13789664
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7065) - you deserved it (58589)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML

#13740826
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24939) - you deserved it (3458)

On 11/06/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

#12967216
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14073) - you deserved it (34874)

On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

#12313320
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20651) - you deserved it (8744)

On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
336 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52266) - you deserved it (21212)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52266) - you deserved it (21212)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

#8370926
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28158) - you deserved it (4848)

On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338
214 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65282) - you deserved it (4228)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

#7450891
143 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

#7430497
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26455) - you deserved it (5793)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)



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