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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3855
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About im_awsome : My name is karly
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im_awsome's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29712) - you deserved it (5302)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13768) - you deserved it (60468)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13768) - you deserved it (60468)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

#17986528
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31029) - you deserved it (11297)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33868) - you deserved it (8838)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92466) - you deserved it (14559)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41434) - you deserved it (3581)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44831) - you deserved it (6674)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44095) - you deserved it (6620)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14533) - you deserved it (62121)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48336) - you deserved it (3414)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18764) - you deserved it (82033)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64825) - you deserved it (13516)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49568) - you deserved it (16797)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36776) - you deserved it (15797)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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