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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1189
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About iluvwaffles42 : My name's Jesus. You can call me Jesus or Jesus (wutever floats your boat):D . I love waffles especially the Belgian kind with vanilla(; . I'm also a ninja but that's supposed to be a secret>;). Ketchup=yum but pickles are gross and mustard, relish and mayonnaise are too xP. I had a pet rock named Eduaro but he ran away:,( so I don't have any pets anymore. Also, please don't stalk me. It's a little creepy-.-. Messages will be ignored.(i only use the mobile app):D but other than that, I'm a pretty chill dude and I can be funny at times.

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Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML

#15844364
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8956) - you deserved it (75984)

On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, someone broke into my car to steal $1.50. FML

#10908235
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32568) - you deserved it (3409)

On 06/01/2010 at 2:47pm - money - by Brokeashell - United States

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11767) - you deserved it (112164)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29535) - you deserved it (108219)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)



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