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About iluvpeanutbutter : I'm a PhD candidate (1 year to go, yuss!), now living in Melbourne. Keen reader, traveller, and zombie aficionado.
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Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014