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About iluvpeanutbutter : Keen reader, traveller, and zombie aficionado.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Friday 5 February 2016