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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1985 (29 years)
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About iluvpeanutbutter : I'm a PhD candidate (1 year to go, yuss!), now living in Melbourne. Keen reader, traveller, and zombie aficionado.

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Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56736) - you deserved it (5515)

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