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About iluvpeanutbutter : Keen reader, traveller, and zombie aficionado.
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Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Friday 17 October 2014