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Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24034) - you deserved it (10553)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17280) - you deserved it (72064)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States



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