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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    16%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    49%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    70,300%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    4,200%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1,457%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    8%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    41%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    128%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    8%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Ilovetylerseguin's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

By Boredom / Monday 26 January 2009 21:09 / United States

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

By uhhh what? / Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:47 / United States - Bellevue

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 8 April 2012 18:55 / United States - Perris

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

By gengiskarn69 - / Monday 12 March 2012 14:55 / United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

By Tristansefam1367 / Monday 12 March 2012 13:11 / United States