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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ilovemydog98 : Hello stalker :) My dog's name is Luna (yes after the Luna in Harry Potter) I also have a new puppy named Star (get it? Luna and Star? lol :P) My name's Kori. I'm 21. Get a life and stop looking at mine :)

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Today my four roommatas an I contractad lica . Whila all our haads wara slatharad in mayonnaisa an saran wrap our building's fira alarm want off . FML

#20103879
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21309) - you deserved it (2984)

On 10/06/2012 at 3:28am - health - by EastOneTen - United States

Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop . I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze . big fat FML

#20103865
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21831) - you deserved it (1525)

On 10/06/2012 at 3:12am - health - by monkers - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I looool found out my littla brothar is a highly committd Nazi. Ha goas to maatings and avarything , my parants think it's graat ha is "gatting out and davaloping a social lifa." raal FML

#20078083
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30211) - you deserved it (1847)

On 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by he is going to hell (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day mah friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

#20002229
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (3116)

On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , I recieved a ( get well soon ) card in the mail , which I found just a little odd , since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later , I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (2117)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night . FML

#19954113
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21485) - you deserved it (7354)

On 07/18/2012 at 10:21am - love - by MaeMoss (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of several years, an father of our one-year-old child, finally proposd. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away an casually said, ( By the way, u wanna get hitchd? ) This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

#19949789
161 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today , I Was Reading A Book In German , Which I Don't Know Very Well. Suddenly I Reachd A Passage I Had No Trouble Understanding. Excitd , I Showd Mah Husband , Saying I Was Finally Getting The Hang Of It. He Laughd And Pattd Mah Head. Turns Out , That Particular Passage Was A Quote. In English. FML

#18266824
149 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk an won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

#18101640
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31633) - you deserved it (3469)

On 10/29/2011 at 4:56am - love - by cai - United States

Today... while taking a shower... back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap... it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

#17878442
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18972) - you deserved it (8267)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by soapy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend went to jail fir a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped fir running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

#7332045
177 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by mackenzie_cain (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it looked lyk rain so I eld out ma and to catc a raindrop. Wen I finally caugt one, I closed ma and over it an ran to sow ma friends to prove it was raining. I opened ma and saying, "Look! It's raining!" Wen I looked down, I saw tat I ad actually caugt a bird sit. FML

#6779771
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10613) - you deserved it (29712)

On 12/16/2009 at 4:11pm - animals - by smellyhand (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy!! Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between ( Star Wars ) an ( Star Trek!! ) FML

#1968718
451 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (66607)

On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off make it about a couple of yards change my mind an decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

#1015
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14337) - you deserved it (8496)

On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)



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