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About ilovemydog98 : Hello stalker :) My dog's name is Luna (yes after the Luna in Harry Potter) I also have a new puppy named Star (get it? Luna and Star? lol :P) My name's Kori. I'm 21. Get a life and stop looking at mine :)
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2day mah friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, an father of our one-year-old child, finally proposd. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away an casually said, ( By the way, u wanna get hitchd? ) This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML
Today , I Was Reading A Book In German , Which I Don't Know Very Well. Suddenly I Reachd A Passage I Had No Trouble Understanding. Excitd , I Showd Mah Husband , Saying I Was Finally Getting The Hang Of It. He Laughd And Pattd Mah Head. Turns Out , That Particular Passage Was A Quote. In English. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail fir a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped fir running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, it looked lyk rain so I eld out ma and to catc a raindrop. Wen I finally caugt one, I closed ma and over it an ran to sow ma friends to prove it was raining. I opened ma and saying, "Look! It's raining!" Wen I looked down, I saw tat I ad actually caugt a bird sit. FML
Today as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off make it about a couple of yards change my mind an decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Friday 27 March 2015