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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 May 1994 (20 years)
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About ilovejunkfood : Reality's a bore
You ask me to believe in something fake

Am I out of my mind?

My Name is Patricia, my nickname is stupid, yeah I know.
Message Me If you Want

Lately,
I'm not quite myself.
Maybe,
I do need some help.
Just my confusion,
Trust my delusion.

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Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (102654) - you deserved it (15083)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (102654) - you deserved it (15083)

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