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Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
by wife of a shithead / 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML
by melikeyturtles / 07/03/2012 at 11:08am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by owmyhead / 04/11/2011 at 2:23am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by H8TR / 08/26/2010 at 9:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
by ifaisal / 02/25/2010 at 10:05pm / Qatar (Ad Dawhah) / Love
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
by BaldingQuick / 02/02/2010 at 2:34am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out I have hypersomnia, which is basically being constantly tired. I've been treated with depression for years because the symptoms are similar. I've failed out of college three times because of this. Now, I think I really am depressed. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2009 at 1:03am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
by unlucky_number13 / 07/14/2009 at 5:41am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML
by disfordiploma / 03/25/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Virginia) / Work
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