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iliketosneeze
  • Town/Country : NSW, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 83
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

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200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15102) - you deserved it (6844)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20999) - you deserved it (5662)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today, I finally told my fiancé about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someone who isn't "pure". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72053) - you deserved it (2983)

On 09/17/2009 at 9:36pm - intimacy - by Jackie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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