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Town/Country : London, England
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Friday 26 September 1997 (14 years)
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Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 1:54am - misc - by Adam -

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by nr1234 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

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On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML

#16022547 (129)

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On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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