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I drive a 2001 Honda accord stick shift and I am the manager at a Sonic Drive-In
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by jon / 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
by wow, thanks / 08/17/2012 at 8:39pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Sam / 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 12:54am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
by 86145 / 08/16/2010 at 1:03am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by MegahnDN / 06/11/2010 at 10:33am / United States / Health
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
by Foufinator / 10/04/2009 at 3:33pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
by mubaki / 07/24/2009 at 1:07pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2009 at 6:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by bojangles / 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
by lunarboy / 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by frenchy / 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous