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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5285
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ihpp : I like to read and play video games. And paint on canvases.

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Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16668) - you deserved it (2236)

On 10/08/2015 at 9:48am - health - by Nucleus (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster drying after hand washing it. I learned that it dries much faster when torn into several pieces, courtesy a stray dog that randomly appeared at my house. FML

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (1948)

On 10/03/2015 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24754) - you deserved it (1686)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (1935)

On 10/02/2015 at 12:24am - love - by Anon Y. Mous - United States (California)

Today, I made some brownies to take over to my dad's place for his party. He started yelling at me when I told him I'd added a special ingredient for taste, demanding to know what I had slipped them. Cinnamon. It was cinnamon. FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22998) - you deserved it (1998)

On 09/30/2015 at 1:26am - love - by Spinster - United States (Colorado)

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24518) - you deserved it (1627)

On 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML


I agree, your life sucks (23763) - you deserved it (2761)

On 09/20/2015 at 9:44am - intimacy - by no I've never asked for anal (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML

Today, I found out the real cause of what I assumed was a healthy increase in my teenage daughter's appetite lately. Some fine young gentlemen with a fat fetish convinced her start gaining weight so they could jack off to her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24988) - you deserved it (1798)

On 09/18/2015 at 1:03pm - kids - by bluep313 - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33775) - you deserved it (2332)

On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23292) - you deserved it (1712)

On 09/17/2015 at 12:16am - love - by guest - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

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