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Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 12:31am - work - by buttcrack (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I realised the only guy who is showing any slight interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick up lines such as "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:38am - love - by amireallyloved - United States (California)
Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by tacolove69 - United States (California)
Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by adam - United States (Illinois)
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States
Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States
Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by SummersEve (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
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