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Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

#8402650
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (2676)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

#8395812
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24973) - you deserved it (3452)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:31am - work - by buttcrack (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML

#8368269
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25250) - you deserved it (2394)

On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

#8365042
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (2235)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

#8364969
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22976) - you deserved it (3041)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:38am - love - by amireallyloved - United States (California)

Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML

#8339859
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14158) - you deserved it (2841)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by tacolove69 - United States (California)

Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML

#8268045
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18191) - you deserved it (3557)

On 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by adam - United States (Illinois)

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

#8248979
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23413) - you deserved it (6015)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

#8246402
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18237) - you deserved it (3186)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20849) - you deserved it (3228)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37926) - you deserved it (3365)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

#8191025
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30328) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30253) - you deserved it (2302)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

#8140774
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5790) - you deserved it (27795)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by SummersEve (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

#8125309
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22147) - you deserved it (7099)

On 02/11/2010 at 8:33am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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